No, this isn’t satire…
No, I’m not turning WeLoveTrump into The Babylon Bee.
Nope, sadly this is a hard news report.
CNN has found a new source of racism: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! (read this line in a Tucker Carlson voice for best effect)
Yes, it’s true.
I imagine someone on the CNN staff trying to entertain themselves so they figure what’s the most ludicrous story we could possibly run?
They come up with “Daylight Savings Time is racist”, they pitch it, and CNN runs with it to the staffers shock!
And here we are:
It's a well known fact that daylight savings is racist.
Don't you dare try whitesplain'n me that it isn't! pic.twitter.com/riCE40OEXi
— Dr. Literaleigh A. Pheline🇺🇦pa🏳️🌈roh🏳️⚧️dee (@Sarcasmcat24) November 26, 2022
Damn, those racist white people and their…
*Shuffles deck, draws card
… Daylight savings time.
